Woah! Thank you so so so much for taking the time to write so much about our game and providing tons of feedback! And no, it doesn't come off as rude at all! It actually means a lot that you care so much about the game and that you enjoyed it to that extent!
The feedback is always one of the best tools you can have while developing, so we really appreciate the time for this, it means a lot.
Glad you enjoyed the game!