Super awesome job!
The story was so wild, with so many twists and turns in the short introduction. It was so interesting to read.
Also the casual talk and excessive swearing really made it kinda funny and more enjoyable. Definitely NC-17 to R for the dialogs but it was really neatly written. I enjoyed it.
Really nice job on the dialogs.
Then the game is basically a hell dodging platformer.
Its super fun but it takes some skill to get through all the on screen spikes or enemy projectiles or whatever from hitting you.
I actually got softlocked whenever a spider wedged itself between the floor and a platform, causing me to be unable to move and for me to force-close my game.
Beyond that softlock, super cool experience!
Nice job! Keep it up!