Not knowing any Situationists or Discordians in real life makes this pretty tough to play test, but I commend the layout and style. I'm getting a "suspicious activity" warning about downloading the PDF, btw - what's that about?
Oh jeez, I don't know! Huh. I'll try to sort that out. I haven't used Scribus (or any layout software) before, so I'm sure I did something silly exporting it. Sorry I took so long to see your comment, after uploading this I think I was avoiding thinking about it so I wouldn't get tangled in trying to make edits. I'll see about making it downloadable though.
ETA: Hmm, okay, I'm not getting the warning when I download it from Itch, and I can't find any clear advice on what might cause that. Will keep looking.
Might be that (because I don't really know how to do vector graphics) the transparent parts of the logo image might constitute a hidden element of the PDF, which might set off software looking for malicious PDFs? I'll upload a logo-less version of the PDF and see if that fixes it. I found a text frame that had overflow because of a character I had accidentally left in there on an extra line, maybe the security stuff looks for text that isn't visible if that's a way to insert malicious code or links or something? Wish I knew half a thing about this stuff. Have replaced the default PDF with the one with the fixed text frame; if you see this, please try to download it and let me know if it gives you that warning again?