I feel like the cult stuff is a bit too on the nose, and abrupt.
other than that I really like the writing and humor in this, "were they untrained before" made laugh way too much, this kinda humor is what makes an incremental game stick with me tbh
Yeah there is a lot I didn't flesh out. I'm glad other people enjoy my sense of humor. I agree about the cult stuff, but I made this intentionally ridiculous.