Thanks everyone for your feedback! We're glad you had fun slapping seals, he he he.
We're aware of some issues with the game, like the small (or, let's be honest, zero) amount of content and the less-than-stellar technical execution.
The good news is that we're almost done with a patch that should (we hope) fix at least some of the issues, like the broken narrative and the weird white cubes behind the map.