Local police encourage skater to run over every bird and cat on road. Truly an indictment of modern society!
That was fun! An authentically retro arcade experience with a competent implementation. I like the tradeoff between trying to jump over obstacles as soon as possible vs the possibility that another one might immediately spawn right after.
After having both good and bad luck runs, I only noticed a slight difference in obstacle difficulty for the vast difference in points that bad luck gives you. I also concur with most of the criticisms given by other commenters.
Great work!