It's a shooter. An egg is eggs, bacon, and utensils. Can I ask for more? The only flaw is that the movement is a little slow, but if it's supposed to roll, it's fine. It may be a negative world record, but I lasted longer than my sexual performance :)
I did another run and lasted 2 minutes and 30 seconds
This is my game instead if you want to try it: EggHeadz