Oh, sorry! I misunderstood what you were asking for. I don't think I'll add something like that, though, as different text appears depending on which difficulty level you are on. If you want I can send you a file of all the different in-game dialogues that can happen though.
About a vacuum cleaner, I know a lot of people enjoy this kind of scenario so I'm not going to rule it out, especially for future characters. But for now, there is no plan to add a vacuum cleaner scene, sorry!