"There's a vibrator in my purse. Use it to F*** off!"
Being a heterosexual male I can't use that line, but I will CERTAINLY suggest it to those who can, because it's HILARIOUS! As a writer myself, I can definitely understand the difficulties in being pleased with the end product. You are rarely happy with your own work, even though others are. You have done an AMAZING job with this! Numerous reviews don't lie.
Frying pan is such recurring thing that it should be an actual character, I would suggest the name of "Skull Gong". Yes, it's a heavy metal name that fits, because it's always head banging. Pun is intentional.
EXCELLENT WORK!
Can the book answer some questions?