Yeah, what I didn't expect today is to be cursed at, British-style, but here we are :)
So let's get to the good things first. Any game with voice acting gets points from me, and your was genuinely funny. This- plus the ska background music, plus fitting sfx, and you have pretty much the perfect sound for this game.
Take on the theme is also perfect- space gets limited, affects the gameplay, game gets harder, powerups help. Nice. The difficulty is perfect too- it took me a couple of tries to get to the end, but I made it. The option to start from the level you lost at would be cool.
Now, I know you want us to disregard the intro, but no can do. First- it worked for the vibes you went for! Second- sorry, but those saggy tits should have been made of pentagons.
