Oh god this is so damn funny! I played this way too many times trying to get to the end. I didn't quite make it though I did make my biscuit and did physically escape the apartment at least. The fact that the guy was instructed not to do any of these things implies to me that this is definitely something that has happened before
I love the use of your actual apartment and cat for this. I am also assuming those are the guy's genuine real life meows
Meooooooow!