As a SexyCookieEater I approved of the theme for this game. Those evil cupcakes have messed with my food for centuries. It is about time a strong cookie shows them what is up.
As I smacked my way through cupcake land to save my brethen from being locked in cages. I came across many different races, you had me the white cookie - the saviour of cookie kingdom. The black sprinkle cookie who always owes me for some reason and the two brown cookie twins. My brothers and sisters were always surrounded by two guards at first these guards were easy. My cookie fellas gave me buffs too. After 10 minutes of slaying cupcakes my strength started to wane - my sword always split the cupcakes in two hits but somehow the cupcakes hit back harder and harder. I stopped saving the other cookies - only black sprinkle cookie needs saving now. As I minmaxed my way to stage 20 I realised that if I perfectly timed a swing backwards while moving forwards I could split them cupcakes without losing HP but it didn't last long. The pressure got to this cookie's head and eventually I succumbed to eternal peace as well. Saving a whole two dozens of cookies. Who will save the other cookies now?
I therefore request from thee a sequel so that I can prevail against the cupcakes
I will watch your career with great interest
Super fun btw