Hahahaha, fun take on the theme!
Nice to see another game with voice acting, and a lot of voice lines at that! The woman characters were mixed rather quietly. The audio levels were a bit inconsistent in general but that's a minor nitpick, having voice acting in a jam game is impressive enough as it is.
The whole "trading items back and forth" thing reminds me a lot of The Legend of Zelda and The Lampshade of no real significance, which was always one of my favourite flash games.
Fun, quick little game!