I did not expect to play a visual novel, and I did not expect to bump into such a well written short story. Memeing about the subject matter aside, this reads like a real short horror story with genuine twists, endearing characters, and has plenty of fun with its themes (that is, the salami, I guess??)
I can safely say you displeased god alright but not me, which means I might be damned, but at least I won't be alone and it's still better than working at TOSCO