Won't lie, I clicked this game because of the hilarious thumbnail. And the game was hilarious as promised.
I basically held down Shift forever, next time could you please save my pinky and just make me run automatically
I liked the little variations in what people said each day, even though I was already running away to my next task when they said it I appreciated it, I promise
For the record I got a hole in one on day 8
The fruit stand was definitely bugged as people mentioned. The way I did it was I put the fruit in the "holes" on the bottom and then drag the orange "hole" back onto the stand, which makes no sense but it worked
What does Scringlo have against old people tho