Ha! But that's the balance: if people DO do the pure playthrough for whatever reason, I want to make sure they still have SOME extra thing to look forward to in Haven, and if not, it helps twist the knife knowing you're missing out on that to get railed by boars. Or Hyenas. Etc. The opportunity cost of boar cock is no sweet mouse romancin'. It's the recurring theme of the games: you don't HAVE to do any of this as Mezz. You CHOOSE to. You choose to let it happen. And then the game actively reminds you of that.