O-o-okay so, um, th-this game is, like, g-g-good, b-but, uh, it really, REALLY n-n-needs a b-b-bigger s-screen! I-I mean, I-I can't even s-s-see what I'm doing half the t-time, it's like p-p-playing hide-and-s-s-seek with the UI!
A-a-and wh-where's level 2?! I-I beat level 1 and th-then… nothing?? N-no next stage? I-I was ready! R-ready to c-conquer! B-but the game just... s-stopped! Wh-what?! Wh-why?! G-give me level 2, p-p-please!
G-great start, but n-n-need more r-r-room... and more g-g-game!