*lowers hand and gets gently slapped in the face by you, who was trying to high five me back*
*stands there awkwardly with my hand in the air because i thought you were trying to high five me and now i feel like the biggest twat here*
*sits down, curls up, and weeps silently while still keeping my hand in the air, ready to become the reciprocal of a poorly circulated high five from the biggest twat here*
*gental head pats*