"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T GO TO MY OWN DAUGHTER'S WEDDING?" -> "Sorry Lord Vistel, Princess's orders"
"Princess, please explain to me why I'm not invited to my own daughter's wedding" -> "Because I want my honeymoon to be freaky and I don't want you making it weird"
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Also there's a song called Sofia by Alvaro Soler and it slaps