💋💎 MEET: JAZLYN
🎂 Birthday: Fall 7
♏ Star Sign: Scorpio (obviously. she will end you emotionally, then help you rebrand.)
✨ Vibe Summary:
Jazlyn is mysterious, confident, and always ten steps ahead. She appears out of nowhere, stuns the valley with her presence, and instantly causes emotional confusion in everyone under 40. People assume she’s dramatic — she’s actually calculated. She came to Stardew to “reset” (aka plot).
She doesn’t gossip… she strategically distributes information.
She doesn’t lie… she just leaves out the parts that don’t slay.
💌 Sample Dialogue:
“Woman find me intimidating, Men find me scary and children? They fear me when I breathe! I love my life!”
“I don’t stir the pot, darling. I am the pot. And the spoon. And the tablecloth.”
🏡 Where She Lives:
She claims she’s “between places,” but somehow has a fully decorated velvet lounge near the wizards tower. No one knows how it got there.
Loved Gifts:
- Tea
- Fairy Rose
- Fruit Salad
- Diamond
- Gold
Hated Gifts:
- Coffee. If given this items Jazlyn responds "Coffee? I drink tea Darling! Hmmph"
- Beer
- Joja Cola
- Any Cheese
Hope you like her! Heart events coming soon!
