life changing experience, changed my life forever. It made my pet rat dance inside of my ear. And made me so happy, my rat was eating all of my cheese and pie. It also made my day, and I would recommend it for people that have rats and corn in their ear. Also, now I eat cheese every day because I love rats and cheese and pie and this game very much. My life has changed so much with that big blunt. And Jimmy the rat gave me cheese, so my wife divorced me because my kids and my eyes have rotted out of my skull from playing this game for 798,389,7388 hours without breathing or blinking.
This is the most wonderful game I have ever played in my life. My rat's grandma's ears fell off from playing this game. I just put up a billboard in times square that says "squealer Meikler jimmy give me cheese". Also, from playing this, my children have turned into macaroni and cheese and I ate them. They were very tangy. I also ate my wife cuz she turned into paracetamol girl. I also chugged a gallon of Pepto Bismol because the mac and cheese had too much tang.
I showed my Uncle this game and now he puts cheese on his quandale and eats it. He also ate a platypus cuz he thought its beak was cheddar, this was truly life changing, my balls have a tumor now because I injected it with nacho cheese. Ok bye.
-me