🤠Welcome to the Wildest West (with a Narrator Who Hates You and a Horse Who Judges You)
Howdy, folks.
So… I’m making a roguelike visual novel set in the Wild West, and it’s supposed to be ridiculous. Demolition enthusiasts, a horse lawyer, mafia boss and more. Add a grumpy narrator who barely tolerates your existence, and you’ve got the tone.
🎲 Wait, a Roguelike Visual Novel?
Yes, exactly.
You’ll play through randomized scenes, meet wacky characters, make weird choices, and every run is different. One run you might end up cursed by a desert spirit in a saloon bathroom. Another? You’re arguing with a cactus. Or marrying it. I’m still working on that logic tree.
There’s no serious romance, but there is a guy who’s in love with his own moustache. So.
🧩 Gameplay?
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Visual novel choices
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RNG-based story chunks
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Get roasted by the narrator for your decisions (even the good ones)
🎨 Art Style?
Wild West meets anime meets chaos. Every character design leans into the absurd. Yes, the bank teller is a fishman. No, you can’t unsee it.
💬 Community?
I’ll be posting updates here as I build the world, write scenes, and throw logic out the window. Want to follow the madness more closely?
👉 Join our Discord
Chat, give feedback, or share which side character gave you emotional whiplash.
That’s it for now! I’ll be back soon with character reveals, screenshots, and maybe a playable build if the narrator doesn’t quit on me.
Yeehaw.
(He told me to stop saying that.)
