Batshit insane story, desperately trying to reach the minimum word count. Definitely not written by Reki.
I lost count of how many “What?” escaped my mouth. Not in disdain, but more of amusement. Preparing myself to approach this entry as purely a fun read, not at all a serious story, really helped.
It would be way more hilarious if you put the whole textbox upside down for the first few lines lol.