Wow, a reply to my review? I didn't realize this game came with DLC in the form of developer validation. Consider my ego successfully microtransactioned.
But seriously—your narrative had me questioning whether I was playing a game, critiquing a game, or being critiqued by the game. I laughed, I walked, I questioned my Steam library. That fourth wall wasn’t just broken; it was meticulously disassembled, labeled "immersive experience," and sold back to me as pre-order bonus content.
Appreciate the kind words. Looking forward to whatever genre-defying, self-immolating masterpiece you conjure up next. Just make sure to include at least one deeply passive-aggressive collectible.