This game saved me from a robber

So here I was playing this game until I got a knock at my front door (my Peephole doesn't work so I have to look through a window at an inconvenient spot) and when I look through my window its a guy I don't know. So I open the door slightly and he bursts in, and when he does its like 10 in the morning so it's a little early. Anyways he like instantly bolts towards my room and starts searching (I left the game on at the time) and when he went to my pc he saw it running and decided to play it. 5 minutes later he comes back out of my room (I was in the kitchen or something) and he like comes up to me and says "I feel deeply sorry for you" and hands me like 20 dollars and tells me to buy a good game instead of and I quote "dog shit ass game"

Long story short, this game is dog shit and I play better games now.