Hello, treasured consumer. I took three tabs of acid this morning and find myself walking on a platform two inches off the ground at all times, and I think the magnetic potential energy that's now being stored between my feet and the floor is what has powered the manifestation of the Actually Playable Edition of this game, which is out now! It'll work in-browser or via download. I have every intention to meet with John Brown personally and carry his spirit with me in a whale oil lantern until either the Fifth Great Awakening arrives or my feet return to the floor. It is nice not tracking dust all over the place, though : )