Bought the game and played it twice, had a grand ol time. I would have paid full price happily to support you cause i was holding out hope for it to get onto steam, but tbh i feel like this is just another benbo quest moment of steam surpressing peak gaming so i only bought it just now during your Tariff Sale. Very nice of you to do the tariff sale btw, ik its mostly part of the joke but it is very considerate of you. I wish there was a second route and more secrets, and maybe more cohesion in room design so that way the sight gags could be funnier, but the game still put a smile on my face and it is a shitpost, im perfectly fulfilled as is. Enemy design and attacks are fun, the final boss is nothing to sweat about difficulty wise but it still had me losing my mind in how funny it was, and the music even if its the equivalent of undertale Silvagunner rips still have many fun tunes. I can tell you put some genuine effort into this, a hell of a first game to be sure. If you ever manage to get the game on steam someday, I'll happily buy it again, i hope you keep making games dude