Some excerpts from myself that I’m giving to Sin:
“I swallowed a book of synonyms the other day, now I have thesaurus throat I’ve ever had.”
“What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? an Irrelephant”
“I was thinking of reasons to move to Switzerland and the flag is a big plus”
I have a list of like 15 dad jokes and puns that are engraved into my memory at all times.