To anyone seeing this now, after the jam: This isn't a well-made game. I missed a couple days of the jam, through mostly no fault of my own. The graphics are meh, the minigames are few in quantity and poor in quality with no actual guides on how to play them, and none of the sounds (except the doors) are made by me (though they're all CC0).
All in all: PLAY AT YOUR OWN RISK! I plan to maybe revisit this project in the future and give it some much-needed love.