I know it took way too long, so we apologize for that, but the creators are proud to announce that there is new version of the file added to this page which is a PDF of the text designed for accessibility. It also has no art, so it easy on ink for those who wish to print it, and it is laid out in a font designed be easier to read for people with dyslexia. It's called TorchLite-Accessible+PrinterFriendly-v1.0.2.pdf
Again, sorry for the wait, but happy we finally got it done!