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Narrator: We have interrupted your computer to give you the third Barney Error, but this time, it’s a punishment edition, Barney was killed by Pear for Suspending him in the first Pear Error, you are given 5 Chances, if you waste them all, then you will get punishments,

(At the 4th Chance)

Barney: Hey, what did the announcer say, no turning off your computer dang it! The chances are now 4!

(at the 3rd chance)

Mad Barney: Of course you are not gonna listen, just like last time! If this happens again, I’ll be in Evil Mode!

(At the 2nd Chance)

Evil Barney: Nice Going retard! I’m now in Evil Mode Dumbass! Your Chances are now 2! You are this close to getting punishments!

(at the Last Chance)

Godzilla Barney: THAT DOES SO IT! THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE! IF YOUR DUMBASS TOUCHES THAT GODDAMN POWER BUTTON ONE MORE TIME! THEN I WILL GIVE YOU PUNISHMENTS!!

(Turn Off)

Godzilla Barney: THAT DOES SO FUCKING IT! YOU SO FUCKING ASKED FOR THE PUNISHMENTS! GET YOUR FUCKING ASS PREPARED FOR THE ULTRA PUNISHMENT!

(Ultra Punishment)

Scary Voice: OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H! I GAVE YOU 5 FUCKING CHANCES TO OBEY ME! AND YOU REFUSED TO LISTEN! THATS IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR 1000000000000000 YEARS!!! NOW IM GOING TO CRASH YOU!

(Turn off Ultra Punishment)

Scary Voice: OH MY GOD! HOW DARE YOU TURN OFF THE ULTRA PUNISHMENT! THATS IT! IM GETTING THE NIGHTMARE PUNISHMENT RIGHT THIS INSTANT!

(Nightmare Punishment)

Scary Voice: GRRRRRRRRRRRRR! NOW YOU HAVE THE NIGHTMARE PUNISHMENT! THATS IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED! NOW IM GOING TO CRASH YOU RIGHT NOW!

(Turn off Nightmare Punishment)

Scary Voice: AND YOU DID IT AGAIN! TIME FOR KENNETH PUNISHMENT!

(Kenneth Punishment)

Scary Voice: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAA! STOP TURNING OFF MY GODDAMN PUNISHMENTS! YOU NOW HAVE THE KENNETH PUNISHMENT! YOU ARE SO GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 10000000000000000000 YEARS! NOW TO CRASH YOU!

(Turn off Kenneth Punishment)

Scary Voice: SOMETIMES YOU CAN BE AN ABSOLUTE ASSHOLE! GET PREPARED FOR THE SCARY PUNISHMENT!

(Scary Punishment)

Scary Voice: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! THIS IS THE SCARY PUNISHMENT!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! IF YOU TURN OFF THIS PUNISHMENT! I WILL GET MY GIRLFRIEND HARU TO GIVE YOU HER OWN PUNISHMENT! SO YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR 1234567890 YEARS! NOW TO CRASH YOU!

(Turn off Scary Punishment)

Scary Voice: THATS IT! I WILL GET HARU PUNISHMENT RIGHT FUCKING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!

(Haru Punishment)

Haru Yoshioka: I SEE! YOU HAVE NOT LISTENED TO BARNEY ABOUT TURNING OFF HIS PUNISHMENTS! NOW YOU HAVE MY PUNISHMENT!!! I WILL SEND MY FRIENDS TO BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU! YOU ARE NOW GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 66666666666666666 YEARS! NOW I WILL CRASH YOUR COMPUTER RIGHT NOW!

(Turn off Haru Punishment)

Scary Voice: YOU STUPID FUCK!!!

(Extra Chance)

Barney: Okay, Okay, Okay. I calmed down, I’ll be nice and give you an extra Chance, but you must wait for 10 seconds, if you choose to wait, I’ll give you back your computer! *Turns into Godzilla Barney and switches his voice to Damien/Scary Voice* BUT I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, I WILL GET THE 666 PUNISHMENT TO SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU IF YOU FUCK THIS UP! *Barney changes back to his normal form* now start the timer!

(If the user listens)

Barney: Yes! You waited! Now you can get your computer back, well I got to go on a date with Haru, goodbye!

(if the user turns off)

Scary Voice: YOU FUCKING MANIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC! I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCK THIS UP! AND YOU DID! YOU KNOW WHAT! IM GETTING THE 666 PUNISHMENT RIGHT NOW!

(666 Punishment)

Scary Voice: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU GOT THE 666 PUNISHMENT! YOUR HEARTBEAT IS NOW 666 BPM! YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR 666666666666666666666666666666 YEARS! NOW TO CRASH THIS COMPUTER RIGHT NOW!

(Turn off 666 Punishment)

Scary Voice: SCREW YOU! IM GETTING THE VERY EXTREME EVIL PUNISHMENT RIGHT NOW!

(Very Extreme Evil Punishment)

Scary Voice: OH OH OH OH OH OH! HOW DARE YOU TURN OFF BARNEY’S PUNISHMENTS! THATS IT! YOU’RE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 109586 YEARS! NOW IM GOING TO CRASH YOU

(Turn off Very Extreme Evil Punishment)

Scary Voice: YOU STUPID FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING JERK!

(Abandoned by Barney Punishment)

Scary Voice: This is the Penultimate Punishment, if you switch this fucking computer off one more time! Then I will get the final punishment, so now you are grounded for 1000 years, now to crash you!

(Turn off Abandon by Barney Punishment)

Scary Voice: THAT DOES IT!!! YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW!! I AM GETTING THE LAST PUNISHMENT RIGHT THIS FUCKING INSTANT!!!