...I'm kind of impressed. It's not often I see games on here without a single redeeming feature. The "plot" is a tween's crayon sketch on a napkin, the writing starts off terrible and just keeps picking up speed as it rolls downhill, the art is a mix of unrelated AI pictures and the output of some anime paperdoll generator. And the whole thing is maybe five minutes long. This isn't some sort of practical joke, is it? People actually pay money for this, or you at least expect that they might?