Just played through this entire game in a single session. I can't belive this is your first time making a game like this. If this is only the beginning you have a bright future ahead of you.
This game has not only a good amount of the good stuff, but also so many well written and well placed jokes and references. I was laughing so much that I didn't realize the time flying by.
I can't wait for the next updates and I'll most like support you a bit on patreon too. Keep up the good work!