Soooo, I made it to the toxic wastes for the first time
>be Expie
>lvl 1 EZ
>lvl 2 EZ
>Desert for the first time
>OH GOD WTF IS THAT FLESH BLOB
>irl scream
>reflexively jump of cliff
>second irl scream
>bush MLG
>eat cactus coz hungry, thirsty and hawt
>make it to *safe* space
>depressed nap
>get down to ASAP to cycle back to first lvl
>oh wait, lvl 4: toxic wastes
>okay, just keep going
>nap, wake up coughing
>keep going down quickly
>fall, hard
>try to bandage self
>Subject shows signs of resistance
>get high on painkillers
>bandage self
>sonic cannon.
>fuck.
>at least Expie too dumb to be sad
>keep going down at breakneck speed
>reach end, but exhausted
>find "safe" space
>floor covered in oil
>fuck.
>too tired to move
>too tired to dig
>take nap in oil
Sweet dreams, Expie. May the afterlife be graced with your soul.