what is this genuinely fun, high-quality game doing in my silly horny game jam wtf
This is shockingly high-quality. From the little wobble of the text on the menus to the gentle clinking of the glasses to the sine-wavey flow of liquid, every aspect drips with polish. And that's not to mention the gameplay. The sheer, tetris-like satisfaction of bouncing a round bottle into another, into a test tube, into brewing my potion and seeing the number go up, was concerningly compelling. To the point where I'm tempted to go back and play more after finishing this review.
I think I'm going to go back and play more after finishing this review.
Sans the naughty bits, this could legitimately be a good-ass mobile game. Screw that -- with the naughty bits, this could legitimately be a good-ass mobile game. Simple, effective, and addictive gameplay loop, with a bit of fun context to spice things up and progression to keep it all fresh. Very, very, very good.