If I was dating someone who had the faintest clue on how to do that, I might have let them do that.
Personally, I don't have the faintest clue how to even clean my laptop without using the CCleaner program. And it always get rid of everything, even my logged-in pages. >_>
So while I'm sure it sounds easy enough for someone as tech-savvy as you, to me it's more like me being a kinder-gardener and someone tells you to solve a math problem that requires a college education.