Hahahaha That's a funny take on the theme xD! This is so relatable, especially because the first Brackeys' jam of each year is ALWAYS near valentine's day, so I'm contantly bothered by my wife xD.
The gameplay is pretty unique, and I loved the idea as much as the execution ^^. The Windows screen feels nice to use, and there are a lot of little funny jokes here and there in the code =p. The difficulty settings are really cool! I thought the "nightmare" would just add more frequent stuff, but you went the extra mile of moving certain parts to add more difficulty, that's a nice lttle touch ^^.
This game has a lot of potential for more obstacles, with more interactions from the player than just clicking (dragging a cat away from the screen, typing a password because you have to log back in...) but it would be unfair to ask for that during a 1-week jam.
Overall a really good and enjoyable game, congratulations ^^!