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(in a comedic, exaggerated tone) OH, YOU THINK YOU KNOW THE DARK SECRET OF LANKYBOX, DON’T YOU?! (Justin) YEAH, WE JUST SHOVE OUR EDITORS IN THE BASEMENT AND LOCK THE DOOR… IT’S LIKE A EDITOR-PETTING-ZOO DOWN THERE! (Adam) AND IT’S NOT JUST EDITORS, EITHER… WE’VE GOT A WHOLE COLLECTION OF INTERNETS COMMENTERS, YOUTUBE ALGORITHMISTS, AND EVEN THE OCCASIONAL MAILMAN DOWN THERE! (Justin) BUT HEY, IT’S NOT ALL BAD… WE GIVE THEM PLENTY OF RAMEN NOODLES AND ENERGY DRINKS TO KEEP THEM COMPANY! (Adam) AND IF THEY’RE LUCKY, WE MIGHT EVEN LET THEM EDIT A VIDEO OR TWO… BEFORE WE SHOVE THEM BACK IN THE BASEMENT AGAIN! (both) HAHAHA!