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Welcome to Meeple!

As you enter our esteemed facility

Please enjoy a word from our C.E.O

Steve Cobs!

The future is so yesterday

When everything is run your way

Your influence is everywhere

Smell innovation on the air

You tell me that I'm too ambitious?

Well, I say I don't care!

Now let's take a look at the profit margin

(The future is so yesterday,)

No let's not, that's corporate jargon!

You all want what you understand

(When everything is run your way!)

So what I supply is what you'll demand!

I'll never lose if you keep letting me win

(Your influence is everywhere,)

But with the good that I do, is that such a sin?

I created all that you believe!

(Too ambitious?)

You gave me power you can't relieve!

(I don't care!)

Cobs, what does this all mean?

What's your latest machine?

Am I going too fast?

Is all this progress too loud?

Did I leave you in the past?

Let's take some Q's from the crowd

This may come off as a stupid question

But what do you exactly aim to achieve?

Well, there's no such thing as a stupid question

So it's wise of me if I ask you to leave

This new product, the Me technology

Is that not groundbreaking, world-shaking mythology?

Well, that all depends on your own ideology

But if I've caused suspicion, hey! Take my apology

Cobs, you're always being coy!

Is there a bigger plan, is this just a decoy?

No doy! I mean, you always think I've something to hide

And this is no different, you've implied!

So Cobs, is your whole persona intended

To keep those suspicions extended?

So all of your schemes become blended

And your work cannot be contended?

Uhm, no questions!

The future is so yesterday

(The future is so yesterday!)

When everything is run your way

(When everything is run, run, run, run, run your way!)

Your influence is everywhere

Smell innovation on the air

You tell me that I'm too ambitious?

Well

I!

(I!)

Don't!

(Don't!)

Care!

The future is so yesterday!