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What the hell did you just say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Y'know.. I can just hold your mouth with my two bare hands, and open it wider and wider until your jaw disconnects from your mandibles, Once i'm done with that. I will use a knife to tear out your eye balls out of your eye sockets, and eat it like those gummy eyeballs. I will then dicapitate your head, and dismember your limbs. I'll then rib out your vocal cords, because. Why not? After that I will use a surgeon knife to cut your torso open, I'll then use a surgeon hammer to break your rib cage, and rip out your organs. I might even slurp your intestines like ramen noodles! I'll then chop your limbs and organs into tiny pieces, and put them on a frying pan on put it on medium heat. I'll then cook your flesh to medium rare, but once it's done cooking, i'll eat it of course! But with your remaining head and torso, i'll use a cinder block to make your brains squeeze out of your head. After that I will rip out your spine and hang your rotting remaining of your torso, and hanging it somewhere. i'll then burn down your house down and watch your skin boil due to the extreme heat