when my dad was in high school there was a big pool outside the school that you went in and did stuff so there was like this thing where you jump in the water and you had a partner who you have to catch anyways my dad's partner was chosen by the teacher and the partner had huge ass boobs and when she jumped in the pool so my dad had to catch her the top came off and my dad was like "OH SHIIT TITTIES" and then she landed in the pool and my dad did not say anything