Here are some Valentine's Day cards that will definitely get you a Valentine !
-Are you a good boy/girl who is also dead? Because you look like a ruined tree with a degenerative disease ❤️
-You make my wanna kill myself ❤️
-Are you a suicide note? Cause I wanna rip out your organs. ❤️
-fuck yourself ❤️
-I have plenty of children in my basement, how about you? ❤️
-You make it go down instead of up ❤️