Idk why but I love annoying people. I love it when I say something and I just see the light leave the eyes of the person I'm talking to.
My sisters HATE dad jokes, so I, unprompted and at random, just start saying dad jokes. The dissapointment in their faces brings me great pleasure. No feeling beats the feeling when the person in front of you is praying for your downfall.
It's so funny to me. It is so fucking funny.
Like I can just sense that I caused -10 psychic damage and I get such gratification from that. Like, yes, be bothered. Hate my presence as much as humanly possible.
I am a menace to society.