Item description: “Having a wristwatch is comforting and improves morale over time.”
My wristwatch: “[YOU WILL DIE IN 4 HOURS AND 25 MINUTES FROM THAT PAPERCUT. YOU GAINED 5 KILOS THIS WEEK, FATASS. YOU’VE WASTED 6 HOURS STRAIGHT PLAYING THIS BANGER OF A GAME INSTEAD OF BEING PRODUCTIVE TO SOCIETY.]”
My Experiment: “i like this watch thingy. is comfy :D”