Oh man, the scanner would be great, but also the kind of thing that would add dozens of hours of animation to make work, ha. The bf would've appeared at the beginning (supplying the unfortunate tutorial balls during the opening cutscene) and then 'assists' during the second-to-last fight vs. the Boss' right hand man (a parody of the Psycho Mantis fight in MGS.)
Don't have any socials, as hard as that is to believe. But you shouldn't leave itch--there's plenty of great stuff on here (I'd even say it's a golden age for indie games.) You can hit me up at groinpaingames on the gmails, tho