I CAN'T stop drinking oil, I CAN'T stop drinking oil, I JUST can't stop, I can't stop drinking CRUDE OIL, Y'know the BLACK STUFF that comes in BARRELS? I can't stop DRINKING it! I JUST can't, It's TANTALIZING, it's ADDICTING! It is... A DELICACY! I LOVE it! I can't stop DRINKING oil, CRU