I’m pretty sure that if you make Valhalla work in 2025, Major Nelson shows up in a warthog, pulls down his shades, and presents you with the legal paperwork to own the halo franchise.
It’s a trap. Don’t try talking to him, it’ll just encourage him. Simply pull the curtains shut, and he’ll tire himself out before leaving on his own.
Todd’s a bit different though. See, I’m betting you didn’t have the pentacle, did you?
With Todd, you gotta hang a pentacle of 5 different copies of Skyrim, released upon five different consoles, all 5 from wildly different years, with each one vaguely appointing itself as the game of the year.