So I ask my mom "Hey mom what's up with all the sauerkraut" and my dear sweet mother, she just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train and she leaned right down next to me and said "ITS GOOD FOR YOU!"
and then she tied me to a wall, stuck a funnel in my mouth, and fed me nothing but SAUERKRAUT 'till i was 26 and a half years old!
That's why I swore that someday...
Someday i would get outta that basement and travel to a magical faraway place..
Where the sun is always shining, and the air smells like warm root beer, and the towels are oh so FLUFFEH!
