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this guy comes up to me on the street and he tells me he hasn’t had a bite in 3 days

I knew what he meant but just to be funny I took a big bite of his vein 

And he’s yelling and screaming and bleeding all over

And I’m like hey come on don’t you get it

He’s just rolling around on the sidewalk bleeding and screaming AAAAHHH AAAAAaOOUUUGH AAAAAHHHHHH

They’re completely missing the irony of the whole situation

Some people can’t take a joke these days