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I'll tell you what's a joke, playing a game called "Beary the Hatchet", What in the name of Master Chief is THAT name?? and the lore, absolutely overdone "oh no, it's 1990 and I killed some one, whoopsie!", and you play as a furry?! HAHH!! GET A LOAD OF THIS LOSER!! 🤣🤣

so, the way I see it, you can let us folk on this side of Itch.io enjoy our cutesy version of "Space Odyssey" without you whiny ass emo furries crying about the cool concept of AI, and we'll leave you to your Cringy ass murder-mystery-voodoo-romance. Sound like a deal you can get behind? (that's rhetorical, you don't get a say). Good, alright, meeting adjourned!

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Wow. You're actually, literally so embarrassing. I remember being twelve years old, what a time.

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and I got a whole ass list on you, sucka:

1.) you sound like a broken record

2.) "you are SoOoOo original"

3.) you're as bad as one of those AIs that tries to "roast" you

4.) you're probably an unemployed, fat ass pig who lives in their parents basement, that has nothing better to do than whine about a game (which we have repeatedly pointed out) you don't play. 

5.) you're not forklift certified (and thank you for correcting me on my grammar, kudos on that.)

6.) your as bland as an off-brand strawberry Pop Tart

7.) you're likely one of those furrys with a stupid ass murder fetish

8.) if you were in halo, you'd likely be a grunt

9.) your words amount to the utterance of a mandrake mymergin (thanks Don #2)

... and the list goes on and on,  so, how bout you close your yap before you bite your tongue off

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Bro it's not worth it just block him he wants the attention